Two Women In Heaven Were Talking About How They Passed Away.

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Two Women In Heaven Were Talking About How They Passed Away.

Two women were talking in Heaven discussing exactly how they passed away.

Hi, Sylvia! How’d you die? I froze to death. How horrible said the other woman! It wasn’t so bad replied Sylvia.

After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy. Eventually, I died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack.I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early so that I could catch him in the act.But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched. Then I scurried down into the basement.

After that, I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere! Finally, I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer. We’d both still be alive.

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