Forrest Gump Was Asked Three Questions Before Entering Heaven. His Answers Were Brilliant

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Forrest Gump Was Asked Three Questions Before Entering Heaven. His Answers Were Brilliant

Oftentimes, there is more than one right answer to a question. It’s all about perspective. When someone possesses a unique way of thinking, a riddle itself can be turned upside-down, but still make sense.

This intriguing joke, sent to us by a reader, delights in the peculiar, but somehow brilliant mindset of the beloved character, Forrest Gump.

Read the witty joke below:

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Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.

He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself.

However, the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper.

St. Peter says, “Well, Forrest, it’s certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we’ve been administering an entrance examination for everyone.

The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven.”

Forrest responds, “It shor is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever tolt me about any entrance exam. Shor hope the test ain’t too hard; life was a big enough test as it was.”

St. Peter goes on, “Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions:

First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T?

Second: How many seconds are there in a year?

Third: What is God’s first name?”

Forrest leaves to think the questions over.

He returns the next day and sees St. Peter who waves him up and says, “Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers.”

Forrest says, “Well, the first one — which two days in the week begin with the letter “T”? Shucks, that one’s easy. That’d be Today and Tomorrow.”

The Saint’s eyes open wide and he exclaims, “Forrest, that’s not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I didn’t specify, so I’ll give you credit for that answer.

How about the next one?” asks St. Peter.

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