A good laugh: Husband admits to having affair with his wife’s sister

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A good laugh: Husband admits to having affair with his wife’s sister

This is a funny story about a man who left his wife for her sister, only to find out later the price of this action…

The husband writes his wife a letter and reveals that he is leaving her for her sister, but it’s her savage response that is making everyone nuts.

Upon leaving his wife after seven years of marriage, the man wrote a letter:

“Dear Wife,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years & I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.

You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me, or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband.

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!”

However, the wife was not heart-broken at all. She realized she deserved better, and her letter in response probably made her ex-husband deeply regret his decision.

THE WIFE’S RESPONSE

“Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.

I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment.

And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us two tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So, take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.”

Well, karma worked fast in this situation. Please share this story on Facebook with all your friends and family!

Content Credit: Newsner.com

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